OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG:KSDJLHAGLSADJGHASDLDJKLFAHGVBKLJDSAFGUKLJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I see Twilight in 11 days, and then I will effing DIE. And then I'll find it somewhere and I will watch it again and again until I get sick of it. 8D



holy shiiiiiiiiit i'm so excited omfg.


and Edward is so fucking pretty and Jasper and Carlisle and just. nrgh. DO WANT.




and Darien on Sailor Moon is possibly the biggest dork ever. xD

[I love Sailor Moon btw. 8D]

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For all y'all who didn't listen to my voice post, here's the thing. I like this guy at school. Met him in GSA. :D But yeah. His name is Jacob, he's the most adorable thing on the face of the planet, and yeah. Basically, we're friends and I like him more than that.


SO YEAH. I ASKED HIM FOR A HUG AND HE GAVE ME ONE AND OMG HE'S A GOOD HUGGER. :DDD

I want to snuggle him. He's that adorable.

xD

Title: Man Panties!
Author: xdropxaxheartx9
Rating: NC-17!!
Pairing: Jon/Spencer
POV: Spencer’s.
Summary: Spencer secretly buys a "swimsuit" the day before he, Jon, Ryan, and Brendon go to a pool in the area.
Disclaimer: This never happened, that would be why it’s called fiction.
Author Notes: Inspired by Spencer’s girl-undies. At least, that's what they look like to me. :3 Panic at the Pool, lol. More at the bottom, darlings. Comments are <3.
Dedications: Michelle<3 [polaroidsof182] You know how much ily, bb.<3 Also, thanks for giving me the photo that inspired this!




Yes. Today is the day. Today is the day that I’ll make Jon go crazy just by looking at me. But how, you ask? Well, yesterday I suggested we go to the pool after I secretly bought a pair of pink and grey girl's underwear.

“Spencer, you ready?” Brendon asks me, bouncing on the balls of his feet. “’Cause the rest of us are ready to go!”

“Yeah, I’m almost ready, I just have to grab one thing,” I answer, moving my hand in the shooing motion so that he’d go away for a minute.

Grabbing the underwear from the back of my drawer, I stuff it into the small bag I’m taking with us and run outside to the car. I get in and Jon drives us the few miles to the pool, which we’ve sort of reserved for the day, just for the four of us.

Once we’re there, I get out and make my way into the pool place and to the men’s locker room. I lock myself into one of the bathroom stalls and change into my bathing suit, or rather lack of one.

“Spencer, is that you?” I hear Ryan ask as I shimmy out of my skinny jeans.

“Yeah, it’s me. Did you guys need something from me?” I answer, hoping they say no to my question.

“Nope, just wondering,” Ryan says, getting into the stall next to me.

“Well, I’m gonna hang behind for a few minutes, I just want to do something. Okay?”

I hear an okay from the other guys and pretty much just stand there until I hear water splashing. Then I get out and go out to the pool, where I see no lifeguard.

“Hey, where’s the lifeguard?” I ask, looking confused.

“Oh, he left after we swore we all know...” Jon starts, turning to look at me. His eyes widen and his mouth drops open as he stares at my "bathing suit". “CPR.”

“Jon...” I start, giggling inside as this is the exact reaction I wanted from him. “Jon, my eyes are up here.” I point to my eyes and he looks up at them.

I turn to Brendon and Ryan. “So, what do you two think?” I ask, striking a pose.

They make gagging noises and I pretend to be offended.

I slip into the water beside Jon. “Well, at least somebody likes it,” I giggle, wrapping my arms around him and giving him a kiss.

He giggles back. “Why, of course I do, baby!”

“Good,” I snicker, reaching my hand down to the front of Jon’s trunks. He gasps and moans as I slowly rub his most sensitive body part. His hand finds my own dick, and he plunges his hand into my "swimsuit" and starts stroking it.

“I want to top this time,” I manage to say between a gasp and a moan.

Jon looks at me funnily. "Are you kidding me? No man in a speedo gets to top, darling."

I pouted. "But I wanna!"

"Mmm, too bad, baby," Jon says, kissing my neck. He pulls my bottoms down and off and throws them at Brendon, who squeals in horror and swims far away from them.

I keep on pouting, hoping he'll give in. He doesn't and practically slams into me, causing waves of pain and pleasure to wrack my body. I can't even think straight. All I can comprehend is that for the first time ever, I'm having sex with Jon fucking Walker.

I sigh softly and move with him, my orgasm coming closer with each of his thrusts.

At last I come, spurts of white contrasting against the clear blue water. I look around quickly and breathe a sigh of relief when I see the lack of lifeguards.

Jon comes inside me after a few more thrusts, cursing softly as he rides out the orgasm.

Once we finish, I swim to the dark spot in the pool where my "swimsuit" is.

"Ugh, Spence, your ass is so pale!" Ryan giggles. "It's shining like a beacon in the water!"

I look at Ryan and raise my eyebrows. "Why are you even looking?"

Jon swims up behind me and puts his arms around my waist. "Because it's hard to not look, because you have such a nice ass," he whispers in my ear, making me giggle and blush.

He lets go of me and I dive down to retrieve my bottoms, my ass breaking the surface for a split second, 'causing Brendon to giggle. Jon slips the underwear onto me once I come back up.

We spend another hour or two playing around, and then we go home to sleep.



A/N: I know it's short, I'm sorry. D: And it's kinda bad, 'cause I haven't written slash in a while. Plus, I hurriedly wrote this in English, because I had the urge and I didn't want to work on the essay. xD
Jon looks at me funnily. "Are you kidding me? No man in a speedo gets to top, darling." For that part, I seriously was about to type "Are you kidding me? I'd kill you for a Klondike bar!" which I have memorized from this here video: Achmed, The Dead Terrorist. GO WATCH IT NOW. I COMMAND YOU TO. You'll laugh your ass off, srsly.
Um. Comments would really make my day soooo much better. I really feel like crap, and have been for a while.
OH. I read the Twilight series, and I loved it. Anyone I can spaz with? *puppyeyes*

First...





MAH BDAY PRESENT FROM MAH SISTERRR. It's Edward Cullen, IN TOAST FORM. He's so cute, AND HE FUCKING SPARKLES. *fangirls*



And then there's this video, it's what's rumoured to be Bella's lullaby. It's amazing and beautiful and UNF. I wish I had someone to play it for me.

1. Have your music library ready.
2. Choose one song from your music library whose title starts with the first letter (or number) of your screen name.
3. Repeat this process with each successive letter (or number) in your screen name until you run out of letters (or numbers).
4. Post up your results.
5. BONUS POINTS: Upload your mix (whether it's individual songs or a .zip of all the the songs) and include the mix in your post


I'm doing that bonus thing. :D
And I'm just picking a random song for the nine, dammit.

X: XO - Fall Out Boy
D: Disco - Metro Station
R: Renegade - Styx
O: One of THOSE Nights - The Cab
P: Plans and Reveries - Black Gold
X: Um. XO - Fall Out Boy xDDD
A: A Day In The Death Of [Don't Break My Heart] - Beyond The Fall
X: XO - Fall Out Boy [that's seriously the only song I have]
H: House Of Wolves - My Chemical Romance
E: Everything We Had - The Academy Is...
A: As Long As You Love Me - Backstreet Boys
R: Ready, Set, Go! - Tokio Hotel
T: The Piano Knows Something I Don't Know - Panic At The Disco
X: XO - Fall Out Boy
9: Scream - Tokio Hotel







:DDD




I had a dream that we had like, TONS of chocolate soymilk here, and oh man, that was a gooooood dream.


OH OH OH. And, I might get a laptop for Christmas, but that's a definite MAYBE. Well, more like an unlikely maybe. BUT STILL! I'm gonna go ahead and get my hopes up.

Potato salad. I hate that shit. :|

BEST DREAM EVER LAST NIGHT, OMFG.

So I was Bella from Twilight. I had just gone to my car after school when I was ambushed by a young vampire, and not one of the Cullens or the other nice vampires, but one of the ebil ones. So the vampire took me into the woods and bit me and left me, where I waited out the pain and suffering of being turned into a vampire. Amazingly, no one found me. So there I was, a newborn vampire, before I had gotten married to Edward and had a kid and stuff. So basically I was like "WAAAAH MY LIFE IS OVERRRR." Somehow I had like, left Edward and Jacob and everyone and had moved in with Jessica, who had also been turned into a vampire. I told her about the Cullen's lifestyle, that they ate animals and not people and she was like, "Okay, I'll try that." So we hunted and ate and we lived like that for a year. Eventually Edward found us and was like "OMG BELLA WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL MEEEE *SOB*" and it was like wtf Edward. So I was like, "Um. I didn't want to scare you. >>" AND HE LEANED IN TO KISS ME AND I WOKE UP RIGHT BEFORE HE KISSED ME WTF. DDD:



BY THE WAY...



Head Trip - Twilight Sucks by ~shinga on deviantART


AND



Head Trip - Breaking Dawn... by ~shinga on deviantART

This is to the tune of "I Dreamed A Dream" from "Les Miserables".

BUT YEAH. TAKE A LOOK.



I DREAM A DREAM OF GEWD CHINESE
Of stir fry chicken and crab rangoon
There was soy sauce and fortune cookies
And the broccoli was cooked right
I had some tofu and bean sprouts
with carrots and orange chicken
general tso's was too damn hot
so I washed it down with pop
Then came egg drop soup
with those crunchy fried noodle things
I spilt it in my lap!
And discovered a fly
Then I was young and unafraid
So I asked for a refund
The lady say no way!
So I punched her in the face
She called the police on me
but I stole some sushi
And quickly sprinted to my car
But I left a trail of rice behind
And so I got fined
I blame the lady still today
for starting me on my life of crime
if only she'd given my money back
I wouldn't be in this muck and grime
'cause I'm hiding from the cops
'cause I robbed a bank
my partners ratted me out
to tell the truth they are both skanks.


LOL.

Ohai! Join, plzkthnx.

Chocolate covered strawberries for the motherfucking win.

Here's day two's standalone for those who want to read it! :D

So um. I've recently become extremely into Zutara, which is a straight couple [it's weird, I'm so used to slash, lol] and today is the start of Zutara Week, which spans from today [July 7th] to next Sunday [July 13th]. Here's the first standalone for you! :D




( Zutara Standalone One: Denim )

:DDD

Title: Pretty Kitty
Author: Hannahfayse! xdropxaxheartx9
Rating: PG for kissing.
Pairing: Jon/Brendon
POV: Brendon’s.
Summary: Brendon wants to adopt a kitty with Jon.
Disclaimer: Um. I don’t think Jon and Brendon ever adopted a kitty together. It’s also a pretty perfect world in this standalone, that’s why there’s no conflict.
Author Notes: <3 to those who comment. More at the bottom.
Dedication: For Gina and Heather. <3 Love you guys.



I lay in our bed, waiting for Jon to come back from the bathroom. I check the clock; it says it’s six forty-five.

He comes back after two minutes, and I quickly shut my eyes, pretending to be asleep.

Jon gets under the covers and snuggles up against me, giving me a short but sweet kiss on the lips. I smile.

“Oh, you’re awake!” Jon says happily.

“Mhm, when you got out of bed, you woke me up ‘cause your heat left.”

“Oh, I’m sorry baby. I didn’t think I’d wake you up,” Jon says, taking me into his warm arms. I snuggle into him, loving his protective grip.

“I love you so much,” I sigh, hugging him back.

“Mmm... Love you too,” Jon tells me, tightening his grip on my waist.

A short silence ensues, which I break by saying, “Jon? Would you mind getting another kitty?”

“Bren, are you serious?” Jon asks, looking at me with so much love in his eyes.

“Yeah, Jon, I’m totally serious. I want us to adopt a kitty together.”

“Just one problem...” he starts. “The landlord has a policy for only two pets and no dogs.”

“Jon, darling. Ryan’s the landlord, he’s one of our best friends! He’ll know how much this means to us, right?” I say, hoping it’s true.

“Yeah... He might. Let’s go ask him, then.”

We got up and got showered and dressed. I check the clock again: seven thirty.

“You ready?” my boyfriend asks me. I nod and we head out the door and up the stairs to Ryan’s apartment.

It takes us a few minutes longer than it should to get there because Jon is a slowpoke and walks up the stairs, and I run up the stairs. But once we get there, I rap on the door loudly.

Ryan opens it with a smile on his face, but then he stares at us blankly for a second. “Oh. Uh. Hi?”

“...Hi, Ryan. Could we come in?” I ask as politely as I can.

Ryan rolls his eyes. “Sure, fine, whatever.”

Jon and I roll our eyes too, but it’s okay because we know he’s just playing. We go into his apartment and just stand there for a minute or two before Ryan spoke again.

“So... what did you guys want?” he asks.

“Um...” I start. “Jon and I were wondering... would you let us adopt another cat, one that we can call ‘ours’?”

“Well... I don’t know, you know the rule is only two pets and no dogs, and Jon already has Dylan and Clover...” Ryan says, trailing off, looking uncertain.

“Please?” I beg, pouting.

“Nrgh, Brendon, you know I can’t resist that pout!” Ryan says, covering his face.

“Aww, come on, Ryan. Look at his widdle face!” Jon says, gesturing to my face and also pouting.

After a few minutes, Ryan is overpowered by our pouting and gives in.

“Nrgh, fine. One more cat. Don’t tell anyone that I let you, otherwise there’ll be protesting, and I don’t want that. And you have to take me with you.”

I giggle, grabbing Jon and Ryan’s hands and pulling them out of the apartment, only letting Ryan’s go so he can grab his key and lock his apartment. I pull them out to Jon’s car in the parking lot, and let go so they can get in.

Jon drives us to the local Humane Society. I drag them in and ask the lady at the counter if we can see the cats. She brings us to a back room where we see pet cages with cats in them.

I thank the lady and tell her we’ll come and get her if we find one we like.

I start browsing the cats. There are about eight of them in the room.

“Brendon, come look at this little girl,” Jon says, pointing to a Russian Blue kitten.

“Oh my god,” I breathe. “She’s beautiful. What’s her name?”

“She doesn’t have one.”

I pause. “She looks like a blueberry kitty.” I giggle.

“Do you like her?” Jon asks me. I stick my hand by the bars of the cage and the kitten rubs up against the bars, trying to rub against me.

“I love her,” I say quietly, looking into Jon’s chocolate brown eyes. I see them light up as I say that, sparkling with happiness.

He gets up and hugs me tightly, giving me a kiss on the cheek. Holding hands, we go out to the front desk and ask the lady to assist us.

She puts the kitty into a box with holes in it, and we go through the adoption process. Later, when we’re finished, she asks us if we have a name for her yet.

“Blueberry,” I say simply.

Jon looks at me funny.

“Yeah, I want to name her blueberry. She’s sweet like blueberries and she looks like one!”

Jon giggles and hugs me. “Okay. Blueberry it is.”

Ryan finally comes out of the cat room and asks the lady if she’ll help him. She thanks us and goes off to help Ryan.

Turns out, Ryan fell in love with this black kitten named Gabi. We wait for him to finish adopting her, and then we head back to our apartments.

We head up to Jon and my apartment, bidding Ryan good-bye as he keeps climbing the stairs to his own apartment.

Jon unlocks the door and lets me in first, as I’m carrying Blueberry in her box. He closes the door quickly so I can let Blueberry out, and I do. She looks confused at first, but then she sees Jon and me and comes right over and rubs against our legs.

“AWW,” I coo, picking her up and giggling as I nuzzle her wet little nose with mine.

Jon takes her out of my hands and sets her down with Clover and Dylan, who are cuddled on our bed. He comes back and nuzzles his nose into my neck, causing me to giggle.

He looks into my eyes. “I love you,” he says sincerely.

“And I love you,” I say, tears welling up in my eyes.

I kiss him tenderly, long and sweet.




A/N: Adorable, y/y? And comments would really make my day, it’s been a pretty bad one. :\

I just learned that throats look like vaginas. >_>

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Tbqh, I couldn't.
:D
GO READ NAO.

Despite me wanting to rip out my ovaries, I've actually never been this happy.<3

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FUCK FUCK FUCK.
I fucking hate homophobes.
I HATE THEM. A LOT.
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I'm allowed to be a bitch. I'm on my period. -_-